MMM HAS CRASHED!

Nigerians awoke to the inevitable and hugely anticipated eventuality on Tuesday, 13th December, 2016. Registered users of popular money-spinning 'investment' scheme a.k.a Ponzi Scheme, MMM logged into their accounts and were informed by 'Admin' that their Mavro accounts had been frozen, which implied that withdrawals would not be possible for the next 30 days. This,according to 'Admin', was to enable maintenance and system optimization for a more wholesome user experience in the future.


As expected, panic spread like wild fire across all social media platforms, offices, schools and the nation as the development, even if somewhat expected, seemed to have come prematurely. Most skeptics, and registered users alike felt that the Ponzi Scheme, which has been active in the country for a little over 2 years would still ride the storm for a couple more months. In-fact, safe to say it came like the rapture as described in the holy books, for nobody was ready.
There was rejoicing in the camps of anti-MMM naysayers and critics who have been sounding the warning of impending doom and tears, I-told-you-so's and a triumphant air of being justified, after all their previous rantings  had fallen on the deaf ears of greed and 30% return on investment per month.
Of course, a few official MMM social media accounts across platforms have sprung up to alleviate fears and worry, re-affirming the official statement on the website that, this is just a drill.
We wait.